It’s All About Me, Or Is It?

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This website is more than just shameless self-promotion–it’s about sharing ideas and laughter. I know that sounds soapy and downright suspicious, but I’ve been speculating about the “universe and everything,” (thank you, Douglas Adams), and decided to tell you what I’ve come up with.  I would also like you, dear reader, to let me know what you’ve come up with, if you want to.  C’mon, it’ll be fun.

How else are we to find out if we’re on the same wavelength?  Our lives could depend on it.  For example, let’s imagine that a message from space has been unconsciously circulating among us warning of a future medical disaster that is only alleviated by eating corn chips.  If this message creeps into my fiction, the thousands of people out there who always have corn chips on hand will feel vindicated.  So, consider this website to be a sanctuary–asylum, to be more accurate–for readers who suspect that all is not what it seems.

Those of you who paused to try to figure out how corn chips could cure an alien disease are the ones who should read my stuff.  Although decidedly lacking in munchies of any kind and, as yet, rather scarce on space aliens, all of my fiction pushes the limits of current scientific and philosophical doctrine.  It might be visionary.  Only time will tell.

The important thing to remember is that I seldom take myself seriously, so allow me to joke around with you like we’ve had a few too many at the bar room of the ridiculous.